What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I become mentally strong?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Dr No

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?